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The Kingdom Of Elcarim

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The Weather In Elcarim, is forcasted to be partly cloudy, for the next few days. Possible showers, can be expected. The air is turing cooler, as the seasons begin to change. Winter is coming, so start preparing for cold weather.

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Welcome to Elcarim This is a roleplay based off a few completely different people who are the best of friends. You can be whatever you want to be. We are a land of different types, all together as one.Look around a little. Join if you are interested, and remember different is a talent, not a type.


.::Plot
One dark ruler, one dark wizard come together as the darkest magicians that have ever walked the lands of Elcarim and they have a plan. The queen has to die, the princess as well, and possibly the Barak if she gets in the way. The creatures of Elcarim are coming together to fight, fight the darkness, and the creatures that are messing with the businesses and ports. No one should live and they should rule Elcarim forever.

The Dark Wizard, however has his own plan too, to kill the Barak, and become the Barak himself.

Little do they know most of Elcarim is for the Princess, with the exception of a few sneaky spies. Elcarim feels confident and so does the dark ruler and her follower. Who will win? Will the princess and queen meet their fate, or will Elcarim fight the darkness? The fates are in your hand.
The Name of this site was actually not just randomly made up. The name was Inspired by a roleplay site called Lacigam. We did come up with the anme though just inspired.

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Feather-

Welcome Everyone! Enjoy looking around, hope you join

Spottedstorm-

Hey everyone, welcome to Elcarim! The site's brand new, so new members are always welcomed and lots of positions are open.

Ripple-
Hey guys! Do you like Elcarim so far? There are many positions, so check out some of the guides and info to learn everything you need to learn about Elcarim!


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